Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Area 51 Incident (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Area 51 Incident (2022)
Strangely enjoyable b-budget sci-fi horror flick with inconsistent CGI, a lack of on-screen gore, and characters who make bafflingly poor decisions. #jackmeatsflix
Bring Her To Me (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her To Me (2023)
I did my best to find some good in this flick but there isn't much unless you really need to see Bec Doyle's boobs, I would pass on this one.
Totally Killer (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Totally Killer (2023)
This clever comedic slasher was on my shortlist for the top 10 of last year and is definitely worth checking out if you are a fan of the genre. #jackmeatsflix
Late Checkout (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Late Checkout (2023)
Brief notes on a cabin in the woods horror flick that I can only recommend to huge fans of Felissa Rose otherwise feel free to avoid. #jackmeatsflix
#chadgetstheaxe (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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#chadgetstheaxe (2022)
You get 4 irritating streamers heading to a house that was a former home for a satanic cult and you get no gore or quality kills, just a headache. #jackmeatsflix
Deadtectives (2019) #jackmeatsflix
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Deadtectives (2019)
This horror/comedy is worth dropping on your watchlist if quirky characters, effective blood effects, and a fun storyline sound appealing. #jackmeatsflix
Refuge (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Refuge (2023)
If you are a fan of horror looking for genuine scares and a coherent plot, you may want to look elsewhere. #jackmeatsflix
Squatter (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Squatter (2020)
I am not going to dignify this one by expanding on my initial comments and from what I recall, this score still might be generous for this slasher flick. #jackmeatsflix
The Exorcism (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Exorcism (2024)
Crowe carried horror flick with high production values and strong performances that is ultimately let down by a lackluster story and sluggish pacing. #jackmeatsflix
Tarot (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Tarot (2024)
If you're a horror fan looking for a decent flick to pass the time, this might be worth a watch but don't expect it to leave a lasting impression. #jackmeatsflix
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