Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to.
A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
When Farva’s wildly over-the-top Indian engagement to Thorny’s sister spirals into chaos, the Super Troopers must navigate Thorny’s schemes to break up the relationship, while trying to crack a pernicious new drug ring — all to save the day and maybe the wedding itself.
A director making a slasher sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's 'final girl,' leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos.
After a mysterious cosmic event rips Oak Street from suburbia and transports their neighborhood to someplace unknown, the Platt family soon discovers that their very survival depends on them sticking together as they navigate their now unrecognizable surroundings.
I watch everything so you don’t have to — horror, sci-fi, occasional TV, and straight-to-streaming disasters. Ratings included. Enter at your own risk.