Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to.
A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
The Severson family move to a suburban neighborhood where their next-door neighbors, the Kringles, celebrate Christmas year-round. But when their son becomes increasingly attached to the unusual family, Mark and Julie begin to suspect that their neighbors aren't quite what they seem.
A falsely accused war hero with nothing to lose leads police on an epic televised cross-country car chase, helped by members of his former Special Forces Army battalion and closely monitored by a fascinated public rooting for his safe getaway.
Harry Lehman is an aging pickpocket who plies his trade with ever-diminishing returns in a drastically changed New York. When he unwittingly purloins and fences a valuable USB stick, Harry finds himself in a race against time to return the loot or face the rage of a vengeful crime family.
A year after the grisly murder of a local exotic dancer, the victim’s sister, Lyric, searches for the serial killer responsible as he stalks and kills his favorite dancers on the night of the anniversary. (Trailer only available in theaters, below is cam-in-theater, fan made)
I watch everything so you don’t have to — horror, sci-fi, occasional TV, and straight-to-streaming disasters. Ratings included. Enter at your own risk.
Beliath isn't the worst found-footage horror I've seen, but that's like winning a prize for being the least irritating person in the room. #jackmeatsflix
Imagine "Bad Taste" meets a heavy metal concert, then somebody throws a bucket of intestines into the audience. Welcome back, Deathgasm! #jackmeatsflix
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