Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to.
A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
In 1993, estranged Street Fighters Ryu and Ken Masters are thrown back into combat when the mysterious Chun-Li recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament: a brutal clash of fists, fate, and fury. But behind this battle royale lies a deadly conspiracy
Following the death of his father, Jay Gardiner goes diving off the Coast of California in search of his remains, but is swallowed by a massive sperm whale. While trapped inside its belly with only one hour of oxygen left, Jay comes to realize that the hard-earned lessons his father imparted may be the key to his escape.
I watch everything so you don’t have to — horror, sci-fi, occasional TV, and straight-to-streaming disasters. Ratings included. Enter at your own risk.
Accursed isn't the worst #Shocktober movie I've seen, but between the predictable plot and cardboard characters, that 3.4 feels pretty generous. #jackmeatsflix
Three genetically engineered killing machines, one pissed-off sniper, and a whole lot of government stupidity. My kind of #Shocktober evening. #jackmeatsflix
Apparently the footage left investigators baffled, but I was more baffled by how they made an abandoned psych hospital this damn boring. #jackmeatsflix
Pay to Die spends more time mocking crowdfunding and B-movie filmmaking than actually fitting into #Shocktober. At least a few jokes work. #jackmeatsflix
Apparently, anxiety wasn't terrifying enough, so Appendage decided to turn it into a disgusting little creature. Fitting #Shocktober fun. #jackmeatsflix
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