My quick rating – 4.4/10. So I had to grab Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash because it sounds so stupid. However, I came to find out when entering it into my database that it is a sequel. Hope it isn’t good and forces me to go find the first one LOL. Going to guess I’ll be safe with that not happening.
The acting is absolutely awful, but it does make some of these jokes actually effective. I have already laughed a few more times than I expected, both WITH and AT the participants. I am not sure why writer/director Jonathan Gorman wrote every female character to be the stereotype of a “blonde,” but I am sure that is part of the inside joke. Or he truly thinks women are all stupid. Don’t get offended, though, since equally degrading shots are taken at the “college guys” who made things easy by having that printed on their shirts LOL.
These extended dance scenes should have really been edited out, but then again, the whole movie is 70 minutes as it is, so maybe they should’ve written in a bit more to the slasher element going on. As far as the bikini element, you won’t have to worry since the girls are gratuitously showing off their tourist attractions. Natalie Williams has to have a good sense of humor since I found her to be the easiest on the eyes, and throughout the whole movie, she is the target of “fat” jokes. Nice dig at society these days.
Something else Gorman is very aware of is his pop culture references and how to use them. Sure, the Michael Jackson reference was a bit out of place, but it was worked in to get the most out of the jokes. That is just one example, and there are plenty more hidden along the way. The horror aspect is, unfortunately, an afterthought to the comedy, so I wouldn’t suggest you go into this expecting much from that portion of it. Later on in the movie, they did attempt to give us a little creative gore with some low-budget practical effects. Still, it was all more comical than violent.
I completely admit I put this movie on because it was short and I was sure it was going to be stupid and not only did I end up watching it contently, I enjoyed it by far more than I should have and not only due to boobs. It was legit funny more often than not and I applaud its stupidity along with appreciation for these types of films at the same time. Take a chance, it might surprise you while you still admit it isn’t a good movie per se. Back to what I said at the start, I did take a look for the first one, and there are 4 total, none of which I could find. Oh, and the ending in this was absolutely classic for making fun of the usual horror movie endings.
Surprisingly enough, you can find this on a few streamers or purchase on Amazon.