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A broke couple gets rich off toe pics, but the scary part is Jace thinking his online admirer isn’t a retired pervert named Joe. #jackmeatsflix

It’s slashy, it’s nostalgic, and the killer reveal hits with all the impact of a lukewarm microwave burrito. #jackmeatsflix

A serviceable action thriller that benefits from its star power but ultimately falls short of its potential. #jackmeatsflix

Refuge asks, “How far would you go for your kid?” Apparently, it's kidnap your friends and interrogate them like it’s a Temu "Saw". #jackmeatsflix

This flick tries so hard to be funny, it probably pulled something, but mostly I laughed at myself for watching it sober. #jackmeatsflix

If you like your horror dimly lit, claustrophobic, and slightly confused, The Mortuary Assistant has your embalming table ready. #jackmeatsflix

With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix

Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix

Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix

The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix

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