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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Just Play Dead (2026) 08 Sep 2026
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Just Play Dead (2026)
I’m sure Just Play Dead sounded brilliant in the pitch meeting. Then they forgot to make the movie as good as the pitch. #jackmeatsflix
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The Last Assassins (2026) 07 Sep 2026
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The Last Assassins (2026)
I love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026) #jackmeatsflix 06 Sep 2026
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Penny Lane Is Dead (2026)
A beach house, some cupcakes, and a pissed-off cousin are all you need for 90 minutes of bloody 80s chaos. #jackmeatsflix
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Motor City (2026) #jackmeatsflix 05 Sep 2026
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Motor City (2026)
Motor City is basically a dialogue-free revenge movie where the music does the talking and Alan Ritchson does the punching. #jackmeatsflix
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Demons at Dawn (2022) #jackmeatsflix 04 Sep 2026
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Demons at Dawn (2022)
I spent so long waiting for Demons at Dawn to become a horror movie that I nearly forgot I was watching one. #jackmeatsflix
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The Whisper Man (2026) #jackmeatsflix 03 Sep 2026
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The Whisper Man (2026)
The Whisper Man has a great cast, decent camerawork, and plenty of creepy potential, but somehow I ended up only mildly entertained. #jackmeatsflix
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Pinocchio Unstrung (2026) #jackmeatsflix 02 Sep 2026
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Pinocchio: Unstrung (2026)
The public-domain Twisted Childhood universe continues, and this time Pinocchio is butchering people because being a real boy wasn't enough. #jackmeatsflix
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Batman: Knightfall Part 1: Knightfall (2026) #jackmeatsflix 01 Sep 2026
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 (2026)
Arkham blows up, everyone gets loose, Batman gets his ass kicked, and now I have to wait for the rest of the damn story. #jackmeatsflix
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It Hunts (2026) 31 Aug 2026
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It Hunts (2026)
It Hunts turns recurring murder nightmares, depression, and grief into supernatural horror. Because apparently therapy wasn't creepy enough. #jackmeatsflix
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Bury the Devil (2026) #jackmeatsflix 30 Aug 2026
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Bury the Devil (2026)
A hospice nurse realizes dementia might not be the only thing wrong with her patient, and suddenly work gets VERY complicated. #jackmeatsflix
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