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Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix

Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix

The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix

Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix

Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned. RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix

All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix

You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix

I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix

This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix

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