Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Sleepwalker (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Sleepwalker (2026)
A grief-stricken mother spirals through fractured dreams and waking nightmares as trauma and reality begin dangerously overlapping. #jackmeatsflix
The Ruse (2025)
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The Ruse (2025)
Well-acted and nicely shot, The Ruse builds solid suspense, even if stiff performances and offscreen kills hold it back. #jackmeatsflix
Mr. Buzzkill (2025)
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Mr. Buzzkill (2025)
Not great, not terrible. Mr. Buzzkill offers satisfying kills and camp slasher vibes, even if the story trips over itself. #jackmeatsflix
Predator: Badlands (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Predator: Badlands (2025)
Predator Badlands shifts the franchise to a lethal alien world where character growth and spectacle evolve alongside relentless alien danger. #jackmeatsflix
Mad Heidi (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Mad Heidi (2022)
This self-aware Swissploitation romp turns lactose intolerance into oppression and revenge into a wildly messy splatter fantasy. #jackmeatsflix
Strange Harvest (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Strange Harvest (2025)
A chilling blend of true crime and horror, Strange Harvest turns a routine welfare check into a disturbing, slow-burn nightmare. #jackmeatsflix
Speed Train (2025)
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Speed Train (2025)
Human remote-control chaos sounds exciting until the train looks cheap and the screenplay forgets how brains work. #jackmeatsflix
Green Ice (1981)
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Green Ice (1981)
Before Romancing the Stone, there was this much slower and less entertaining jewel heist flick that also involved emeralds. #jackmeatsflix
The R.I.P Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The R.I.P Man (2025)
The R.I.P Man makes one thing clear - if chattering teeth show up, your dental plan has officially expired. #jackmeatsflix
Bikini Guillotine (2025)
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Bikini Guillotine (2025)
Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix
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