Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Stormageddon (2015)
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Stormageddon (2015)
Stormageddon is definitely cheap as hell, but I had way more fun with this ridiculous computer-causes-the-apocalypse nonsense than I expected. #jackmeatsflix
Mayday (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mayday (2026)
There are fighter jets, Soviet Russia, Van Halen, Top Gun references and Kenneth Branagh beating people up. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix
Bloody Tennis (2026)
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Bloody Tennis (2026)
This isn't really a slasher about tennis players, but it does prove that professional tennis involving blood can be entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
One Last Shot (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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One Last Shot (2026)
One Last Shot is perfectly serviceable, but you'll probably forget most of it before the end credits finish. #jackmeatsflix
Echoes from the Void (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Echoes from the Void (2026)
Echoes from the Void tries to tell some creepy stories, but by the end, I was wondering if the void was where the good stories went. #jackmeatsflix
Super Troopers 3 (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Super Troopers 3 (2026)
The Super Troopers are back, and apparently Farva getting engaged was the excuse everyone needed to make another ridiculous movie. #jackmeatsflix
Goody Goody (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Goody Goody (2026)
If you're planning a home birth, maybe don't watch Goody Goody beforehand unless you really enjoy giving yourself completely unnecessary anxiety. #jackmeatsflix
Scorched Earth (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Scorched Earth (2022)
This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix
Exit 8 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Exit 8 (2025)
Exit 8 takes a simple game about spotting weird shit in a hallway and somehow turns it into surprisingly creepy entertainment. #jackmeatsflix
AIMEE. The Visitor (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Aimee: The Visitor (2023)
Aimee: The Visitor had a pretty cool killer-AI setup, then apparently ran out of ideas right when things were getting interesting. #jackmeatsflix
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