Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Big Foot Burgers (2026)
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Big Foot Burgers (2026)
Big Foot Burgers feels like someone lost a bet and decided to make a movie around a joke that wasn't funny. #jackmeatsflix
Deep Water (2026)
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Deep Water (2026)
Renny Harlin delivers exactly what I expected. A survival-thriller that rarely lets up, even when physics occasionally takes a lunch break. #jackmeatsflix
Saccharine (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Saccharine (2026)
The monster looks like Jabba the Hutt's sleep paralysis demon, which became one of my favorite parts. #jackmeatsflix
Time of Death (2025)
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Time of Death (2025)
I enjoyed the investigation far more than the ending, which somehow found room for several extra tragedies nobody ordered. #jackmeatsflix
Mārama (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Mārama (2026)
I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix
Don't Look Now (1973) #jackmeatsflix
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Don’t Look Now (1973)
2 years ago today, we lost Donald Sutherland. In typical form, he commands the screen in this chilling and thought-provoking film. #jackmeatsflix
Affection (2026)
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Affection (2026)
Brilliant concept about memory and identity, until you realize the movie isn’t entirely sure how its tech works either. #jackmeatsflix
Wake Up (2024)
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Wake Up (2024)
Predictable? Absolutely. But sometimes watching idiots wander into disaster is all the entertainment you need. #jackmeatsflix
Heart of Stone (2023)
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Heart of Stone (2023)
Not every twist lands perfectly, but Heart of Stone keeps throwing enough surprises around to stay entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
The Rake Investigation (2025)
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The Rake Investigation (2025)
Boredom and stupidity spent 75 minutes battling for screen time, and somehow neither one lost. #jackmeatsflix
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