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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Craving (2023) 09 Sep 2023
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Craving (2023)
I wanted to like this one but 2/3 of it is boredom and the rest is unexplained monster mayhem. #jackmeatsflix
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Insidious: The Red Door (2023) #jackmeatsflix 05 Sep 2023
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Insidious: The Red Door (2023)
The final Insisious entry offers a few scares and a fresh twist on the franchise's mythos but falls a bit short. #jackmeatsflix
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) 21 Aug 2023
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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Strap in and get ready for a wild ride. Almost forgot to move this review here, Oops. Fans of the previous flix rejoice. CAN YOU DIG IT! #jackmeatsflix
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American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015) #jackmeatsflix 12 Aug 2023
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American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015)
Everyday underground torture flick that leads to a shocking assault on your senses for an ending. Read before attempting to view. #jackmeatsflix
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97 Minutes (2023) #jackmeatsflix 06 Aug 2023
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97 Minutes (2023)
If you're seeking a well-crafted and authentic high-stakes thriller you will want to avoid this crash landing. #jackmeatsflix
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Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash (2008) 06 Aug 2023
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Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008)
For a stupid-ass low-budget flick, I enjoyed this way more than I expected, and not for what you would think. #jackmeatsflix
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M3GAN (2022) 25 Jan 2023
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M3GAN (2022)
A lot of what I was expecting minus the body count and blood but still an entertaining killer doll flick. #jackmeatsflix
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Troll (2022) #jackmeatsflix 06 Dec 2022
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Troll (2022)
I am always a sucker for these Troll flicks and this is a decent guilty pleasure. #jackmeatsflix
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022) #jackmeatsflix 23 Aug 2022
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
A rare occasion the sequel outshines the original and can make you feel like a teenager again. #jackmeatsflix #Oscars2023
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) #jackmeatsflix 11 Nov 2021
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Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings (2021)
My quick rating – 7.3/10. Nice to finally get the theatrical ball rolling for Phase 4 with Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings. Due to pandemic reasons, things
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