Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) #jackmeatsflix 28 Aug 2024
rockhouse
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
This flick may not be the best entry in the franchise, but it's still a well-crafted film that successfully captures the terror of the early days of the alien invasion.
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In Search Of Darkness: Part Ii (2020) #jackmeatsflix 27 Aug 2024
rockhouse
In Search Of Darkness: Part Ii (2020)
I just noticed this one has been sitting in pending for a while and was from last #shocktober so here are my quick thoughts. #jackmeatsflix
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Stopmotion (2023) #jackmeatsflix 26 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Stopmotion (2023)
Unfortunately, the creative use of stop-motion animation doesn't save this horror flick from being mediocre. #jackmeatsflix
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Road House (2024) #jackmeatsflix 24 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Road House (2024)
This remake has good and bad as most do yet still ends up being an entertaining flick despite being inferior to the Swayze original. #jackmeatsflix
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Cocaine Werewolf (2024) #jackmeatsflix 23 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
Unless this horrendous horror flick was using ACTUAL bags of cocaine instead of bags of flour, there is no way it costs 100K to make. #jackmeatsflix
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Walden (2023) 21 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Walden (2023)
This STV thriller offers a quick and brutal bit of vengeance featuring decent performances from all involved. #jackmeatsflix
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Skinwalker Ranch (2013) #jackmeatsflix 20 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Skinwalker Ranch (2013)
It's a documentary-style supernatural flick that starts strong and has some decent ideas but strays from that and is hampered by some bad acting. #jackmeatsflix
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Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024) #jackmeatsflix 19 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024)
The incredible CGI and initial novelty of talking apes can't compensate for the lackluster storytelling and underdeveloped characters. #jackmeatsflix
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Twisters (2024) #jackmeatsflix 18 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Twisters (2024)
I am glad they pulled off a worthy sequel to the original flick and brought the extreme weather back to screens for another round of fun. #jackmeatsflix
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Atlas (2024) #jackmeatsflix 17 Aug 2024
rockhouse
Atlas (2024)
This JLo sci-fi flick has well-done action and solid CGI but it doesn’t quite elevate itself beyond the typical sci-fi fare despite the money they threw at it. #jackmeatsflix
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