Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Road House (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Road House (2024)
This remake has good and bad as most do yet still ends up being an entertaining flick despite being inferior to the Swayze original. #jackmeatsflix
Cocaine Werewolf (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Cocaine Werewolf (2024)
Unless this horrendous horror flick was using ACTUAL bags of cocaine instead of bags of flour, there is no way it costs 100K to make. #jackmeatsflix
Walden (2023)
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Walden (2023)
This STV thriller offers a quick and brutal bit of vengeance featuring decent performances from all involved. #jackmeatsflix
Skinwalker Ranch (2013) #jackmeatsflix
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Skinwalker Ranch (2013)
It's a documentary-style supernatural flick that starts strong and has some decent ideas but strays from that and is hampered by some bad acting. #jackmeatsflix
Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024)
The incredible CGI and initial novelty of talking apes can't compensate for the lackluster storytelling and underdeveloped characters. #jackmeatsflix
Twisters (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Twisters (2024)
I am glad they pulled off a worthy sequel to the original flick and brought the extreme weather back to screens for another round of fun. #jackmeatsflix
Atlas (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Atlas (2024)
This JLo sci-fi flick has well-done action and solid CGI but it doesn’t quite elevate itself beyond the typical sci-fi fare despite the money they threw at it. #jackmeatsflix
Blood and Snow (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Blood And Snow (2023)
It isn't the worst "Thing" ripoff out there, but it doesn't bring anything new to the table and doesn't give enough entertainment to leave an impression. #jackmeatsflix
Hellarious (2019) #jackmeatsflix
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Hellarious (2019)
Just a quick thought on this horror flick since today is the day Wix is supposedly limiting social sharing, which is how I get my daily posts distributed. #jackmeatsflix
The Area 51 Incident (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Area 51 Incident (2022)
Strangely enjoyable b-budget sci-fi horror flick with inconsistent CGI, a lack of on-screen gore, and characters who make bafflingly poor decisions. #jackmeatsflix
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