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Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Crank: High Voltage (2009)

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My quick rating – 4.5/10. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. I recall watching this a while back but I marked it a 1 with no information or date. I find it hard to believe an action sequel starring Jason Statham would be that bad after the first one was quite good. For some reason, a stripper on stage has a gun? Ok, I can see where some of this silliness could lead to a poor score. Writers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor had to be high when they wrote this script. After rewatching it, the only thing I can assume is I marked the wrong movie. This flick is filled with loads of unbelievable action, most of which is very stupid but still was entertaining. At this point, I can just leave it at that. Check it out if you can leave your common sense behind for the ride.

Crank: High Voltage (2009) #jackmeatsflix
Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Amazon and a couple other streamers have this one for (b)rent.

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