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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
A self-aware, bloody nostalgia trip where new faces slash competently, but the OG cast still steals the spotlight. #jackmeatsflix
Saw X (2023)
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Saw X (2023)
Part II for New Year's - later Saw sequels. Another gruesome and satisfying retro visit with Jigsaw. #jackmeatsflix
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
New Year, old traps - a later-era Saw double feature that delivers gore and twists, even if the tension never fully sharpens. #jackmeatsflix
The Great Flood (2025)
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The Great Flood (2025)
A mother fights rising waters and impossible choices, proving that survival means nothing without protecting the child who defines her. #jackmeatsflix
Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
A mutant, grief-stricken deer hunts an entire family with unexpected laughs and just enough insanity to stay weirdly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
This 104 minute trailer for part 3 has more robots & more noise, but when Fazfest happens, common sense leaves town. #jackmeatsflix
Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Festive traditions become weapons of mass dysfunction as the Griswolds prove Christmas spirit survives even during total household collapse. #jackmeatsflix
Dear Santa (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Dear Santa (2024)
Jack Black steals the show as Satan in a festive misfire that teases dark comedy but settles for safe holiday laughs. #jackmeatsflix
The Christmas Spirit (2022)
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The Christmas Spirit (2022)
An earnest but dull Christmas parable where angels intervene for problems most people solve without supernatural assistance. #jackmeatsflix
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