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To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix

Blondes Have More Guns isn’t high art it is a low-budget, high-gag-density spoof with a soft spot for silliness and sex jokes. #jackmeatsflix

Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix

This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix

After watching Saturday Night I figured I would revisit this excellent special for the 50 year celebration and give it a review. #jackmeatsflix

Director Jason Reitman successfully juggles this film about chaos birthing brilliance that turned sketch comedy into an American institution. #jackmeatsflix

ApoKalypse is just like retail work if your coworkers are stoners, your customers are undead, and your shift ends in a blood-soaked food court. #jackmeatsflix

Bottoms is a comedic love letter to high school, if you hated everyone there and decided to relive Fight Club in gym class. #jackmeatsflix

A good but not great creature-feature satire that is fun, inventive, and unexpectedly heartfelt, with just enough bite to make it stand out. #jackmeatsflix

This scifi flick is weird, smart, funny, and strangely heartfelt. Mickey 17 is another home run from Bong Joon-ho. #jackmeatsflix