Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Fuzzies (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Fuzzies (2025)
More “what did I just watch?” than “I’m terrified,” but the creativity alone makes it weirdly worth pressing play. #jackmeatsflix
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)
It’s like a crime movie collided with a time machine and nobody bothered to read the instructions first. #jackmeatsflix
Murdercise (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Murdercise (2023)
Murdercise is EXACTLY what you would expect so knowing that, you may get a few laughs out of it #jackmeatsflix
Grotesque 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Grotesque 2 (2024)
Grotesque 2 proves you can kill people on screen for $12 and still have a good time if Mildred is in charge of the fun. #jackmeatsflix
Touch Me (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Touch Me (2026)
Here is a movie where everyone needs therapy, especially the alien who thinks TikTok dancing solves trauma. #jackmeatsflix
Operation Taco Gary's (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Operation Taco Gary’s (2026)
This flick tries so hard to be funny, it probably pulled something, but mostly I laughed at myself for watching it sober. #jackmeatsflix
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix
Forgotten Fortune (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Forgotten Fortune (2026)
You’ve got Lou Ferrigno and JJ Walker, and Forgotten Fortune still somehow forgets to do anything fun with them. #jackmeatsflix
All Jacked Up and Full of Worms (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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All Jacked Up And Full Of Worms (2022)
I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix
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