March, 2026 | Jackmeats Flix

With a trip to the Mario Galaxy coming April 1st, I thought a revisit with this fun family-friendly flick was due. #jackmeatsflix

Pretty Lethal convinced me ballerinas are the deadliest athletes alive. Forget MMA, try surviving a pissed-off dance troupe. #jackmeatsflix

Influencers sneak into an abandoned hotel, unaware the supernatural tenant already hit “subscribe” on their suffering. #jackmeatsflix

The movie starts strong, then trips into “why is this happening” territory, but at least the fights never get boring. #jackmeatsflix

Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix

Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix

Small town cops pick a fight with a war-trained drifter and act surprised when it goes horribly wrong for them. #jackmeatsflix

The church angle sounds juicy, but drags like a Sunday sermon. The mystery works, I just stopped caring who did it. #jackmeatsflix

Kill Shot misses the mark on action and storytelling. Felt like TV movie quality from back in the network days. #jackmeatsflix

Early Chuck Norris figuring out his one-man army vibe, while ninjas take turns getting absolutely owned. RIP Mr. Norris. #jackmeatsflix

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