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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Top Ten Horror 2025 #jackmeatsflix 04 Jan 2026
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Top Ten Horror 2025
Instead of a movie review, here is my TOP TEN (eleven, really) HORROR flix of 2025. Let me know what I missed. #jackmeatsflix
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The R.I.P Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix 03 Jan 2026
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The R.I.P Man (2025)
The R.I.P Man makes one thing clear - if chattering teeth show up, your dental plan has officially expired. #jackmeatsflix
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Bikini Guillotine (2025) 02 Jan 2026
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Bikini Guillotine (2025)
Bikini Guillotine is a wannabe slasher so bloodless and confused its characters might’ve died from embarrassment offscreen. #jackmeatsflix
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) 01 Jan 2026
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
A self-aware, bloody nostalgia trip where new faces slash competently, but the OG cast still steals the spotlight. #jackmeatsflix
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Saw X (2023) 01 Jan 2026
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Saw X (2023)
Part II for New Year's - later Saw sequels. Another gruesome and satisfying retro visit with Jigsaw. #jackmeatsflix
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) 31 Dec 2025
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
New Year, old traps - a later-era Saw double feature that delivers gore and twists, even if the tension never fully sharpens. #jackmeatsflix
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The Great Flood (2025) 30 Dec 2025
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The Great Flood (2025)
A mother fights rising waters and impossible choices, proving that survival means nothing without protecting the child who defines her. #jackmeatsflix
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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) #jackmeatsflix 29 Dec 2025
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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
A mutant, grief-stricken deer hunts an entire family with unexpected laughs and just enough insanity to stay weirdly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Dec 2025
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
This 104 minute trailer for part 3 has more robots & more noise, but when Fazfest happens, common sense leaves town. #jackmeatsflix
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Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Dec 2025
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025)
A fun, flashy sequel that adds new blood but sidelines the originals. Enjoyable misdirection, just not peak Horsemen magic. #jackmeatsflix
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