Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix

River of Blood (2024)

River of Blood (2024)

A missed right turn at Albuquerque takes a cast you hope gets eaten into a non-threatening jungle and chased by cannibals. #jackmeatsflix

Together (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Together (2025)

I'd suggest going in blind for this romantic body horror with strong performances from real-life couple Franco and Brie, blending humor with transformation. #jackmeatsflix

The Damned (2025)

The Damned (2025)

This bleak ghost story is a moody, visually arresting slice of Icelandic horror that will get under your skin. #jackmeatsflix

Ziam (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Ziam (2025)

A gritty, blood-drenched zombie ride with sharp fight scenes and some bizarre moments that won’t wow, but should satisfy horror die-hards. #jackmeatsflix

28 Years Later (2025) #jackmeatsflix

28 Years Later (2025)

In 28 Days, it began. In 28 Weeks, it spread. In 28 Years, it evolved—into a bold and visually stunning zombie sequel. #jackmeatsflix

Tales from Black Manor (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Tales from Black Manor (2025)

A slow, death-obsessed slog that looks pretty but feels like AI gothic fan fiction with no thrills or reason to watch again. #jackmeatsflix

I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024) #jackmeatsflix

I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024)

A painfully slow haunted house flick with zero scares and a lead so dull even the witch-ghost seems over it. #jackmeatsflix

Dangerous Animals (2025)

Dangerous Animals (2025)

This horror nightmare feels like Wolf Creek met Jaws at a pub and decided to co-parent chaos on the high seas. #jackmeatsflix

Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024)

Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024)

Unspeakable 2 is not good in any traditional sense but it is oddly entertaining for any fans of dumb horror flix. #jackmeatsflix

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