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Smile 2 (2024) 06 Sep 2025
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Smile 2 (2024)
Pop stardom meets creepy grins in Smile 2, upping the gore with Naomi Scott shining despite another contrived ending. #jackmeatsflix
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Smile (2022) 05 Sep 2025
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Smile (2022)
If trauma could smirk, it would look like Smile, proving sometimes the scariest thing is someone insisting they’re “fine". #jackmeatsflix
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The Home (2025) 01 Sep 2025
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The Home (2025)
Starts like a nursing home mystery, ends like a blender without a lid—blood, carnage, and Pete Davidson grinning throughout. #jackmeatsflix
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What Lurks Beneath (2024) #jackmeatsflix 30 Aug 2025
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What Lurks Beneath (2024)
This flick teases Cold War paranoia and supernatural terror, but the biggest shock is the tubes hiding only one naked woman. #jackmeatsflix
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Dark Cuts: A Thriller Anthology (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Aug 2025
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Dark Cuts: A Thriller Anthology (2025)
Dark Cuts promises thrills but delivers limp shorts and weak ideas, Skip it and rewatch Creepshow instead. #jackmeatsflix
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The A-Frame (2024) #jackmeatsflix 26 Aug 2025
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The A-Frame (2024)
The A-Frame mixes dark comedy with science fiction and flirts with horror, but feels more like an overstretched Black Mirror episode. #jackmeatsflix
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American Cryptids (2025) 24 Aug 2025
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American Cryptids (2025)
American Cryptids looks great with decent practical effects, but its messy script and flat storytelling turn promising horror into pure boredom. #jackmeatsflix
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House on Eden (2025) #jackmeatsflix 21 Aug 2025
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House on Eden (2025)
Paranormal activity? More like paranormal stupidity. Shaky cam, loud mouths, and zero reason to haunt your watchlist. #jackmeatsflix
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Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025) #jackmeatsflix 19 Aug 2025
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Leprechaun: The Beginning (2025)
Leprechaun: The Beginning isn’t the beginning of anything. It is so bad that even Lucky Charms filed a restraining order. #jackmeatsflix
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Conjuring Tapes (2025) #jackmeatsflix 17 Aug 2025
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Conjuring Tapes (2025)
The creepiest part of Conjuring Tapes isn’t the demon or the cult, it’s realizing the movie has the exact ending that you predicted. #jackmeatsflix
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