Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Parenting (2025)
Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
Prom Queen plays it safe. It’s just not mean enough, sharp enough, or clever enough to leave a lasting impression. #jackmeatsflix
The Bleeding Dark (2025)
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The Haunting of Michael Barrow (2025)
Unless you’re a masochist for under-explained ghost mom revenge arcs and hammer-based mediocrity, you can pass on this flick. #jackmeatsflix
Sinners (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Sinners (2025)
Sinners brings powerful performances, standout music, stunning visuals, and genre-splicing boldness to this "From Dusk Till Dawn in period clothing" horror flick. #jackmeatsflix
Rosario (2025)
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Rosario (2025)
Rosario is a visually impressive but narratively thin horror flick that sacrifices substance for style, carried by Emeraude Toubia in a near-solo performance. #jackmeatsflix
The Surrender (2025)
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The Surrender (2025)
Those willing to embrace the slow, grief-laden pace will get a brooding character study with a supernatural edge and a bit of horror. #jackmeatsflix
Shiver Me Timbers (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Shiver Me Timbers is a baffling, blood-soaked cash grab stitched together with bad CGI, worse logic, and a total disrespect for continuity. #jackmeatsflix
Until Dawn (2025)
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Until Dawn (2025)
Brutal, creative, and creepy, Until Dawn reimagines the game with a looping slasher twist and strong performances. #jackmeatsflix
Hell of a Summer (2025)
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Hell of a Summer (2025)
More like "Mildly Inconvenient Evening." This flick is too timid to be scary and too clumsy to be funny. #jackmeatsflix
Heist Crew #jackmeatsflix
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A Hard Place (2025)
This isn’t prestige horror—it’s a late-night creature feature that knows what it is and doubles down on the madness. #jackmeatsflix
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