Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Bait (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bait (2025)
Bait is a B-budget basement creature feature that’s about as scary as a damp sponge. #jackmeatsflix
Sweeney Todd: Slice & Dice (2025)
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Sweeney Todd: Slice & Dice (2025)
A bleak, stage-like take on the Sweeney Todd tale that makes the most of its budget, but adds little new to the legend. #jackmeatsflix
Abraham's Boys (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Abraham’s Boys (2025)
If you’re streaming this at home, don’t get too comfortable since you’ll be asleep long before anyone so much as flashes a wooden stake. #jackmeatsflix
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
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The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix
River of Blood (2024)
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River of Blood (2024)
A missed right turn at Albuquerque takes a cast you hope gets eaten into a non-threatening jungle and chased by cannibals. #jackmeatsflix
Together (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Together (2025)
I'd suggest going in blind for this romantic body horror with strong performances from real-life couple Franco and Brie, blending humor with transformation. #jackmeatsflix
The Damned (2025)
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The Damned (2025)
This bleak ghost story is a moody, visually arresting slice of Icelandic horror that will get under your skin. #jackmeatsflix
Ziam (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Ziam (2025)
A gritty, blood-drenched zombie ride with sharp fight scenes and some bizarre moments that won’t wow, but should satisfy horror die-hards. #jackmeatsflix
28 Years Later (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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28 Years Later (2025)
In 28 Days, it began. In 28 Weeks, it spread. In 28 Years, it evolved—into a bold and visually stunning zombie sequel. #jackmeatsflix
Tales from Black Manor (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Tales from Black Manor (2025)
A slow, death-obsessed slog that looks pretty but feels like AI gothic fan fiction with no thrills or reason to watch again. #jackmeatsflix
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