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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024) #jackmeatsflix 28 Jul 2025
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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024)
A painfully slow haunted house flick with zero scares and a lead so dull even the witch-ghost seems over it. #jackmeatsflix
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Dangerous Animals (2025) 25 Jul 2025
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Dangerous Animals (2025)
This horror nightmare feels like Wolf Creek met Jaws at a pub and decided to co-parent chaos on the high seas. #jackmeatsflix
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Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024) 23 Jul 2025
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Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024)
Unspeakable 2 is not good in any traditional sense but it is oddly entertaining for any fans of dumb horror flix. #jackmeatsflix
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Unspeakable (2000) 22 Jul 2025
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Unspeakable (2000)
Unspeakable is like watching someone pour hot tar over their trauma while deadpanning their way through a snuff film. #jackmeatsflix #troma
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Grafted (2024) 20 Jul 2025
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Grafted (2024)
A promising body horror with creepy effects, Grafted fumbles its potential with logic gaps and a tame climax. #jackmeatsflix
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1978 (2025) 17 Jul 2025
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1978 (2025)
Atmospheric horror flick 1978 is a grim descent into institutional evil with some b-budget satanic undertones. #jackmeatsflix
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Departing Seniors (2024) 15 Jul 2025
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Departing Seniors (2024)
If you’re a slasher completionist, this sometimes silly slasher provides enough masked killer mayhem to pass the time. #jackmeatsflix
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Scream (1996) 13 Jul 2025
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Scream (1996)
This self-aware slasher flick helped rejuvenate and reinvent the slasher genre and still holds up today as must-see horror. #jackmeatsflix
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Invader (2024) 12 Jul 2025
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Invader (2024)
They were shooting for an uncomfortable, stripped-down psychological horror, but nauseating camera work and hollow characters drag this one down. #jackmeatsflix
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The Sound (2025) 10 Jul 2025
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The Sound (2025)
Even being a big fan of climbing flix, the lack of action and scares ending in a laughable finale makes this a tough sell. #jackmeatsflix
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