Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Control Freak (2025)
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Control Freak (2025)
This oddball horror strays from the typical jump-scare path, but with its jumbled storytelling, the message kind of gets lost in translation. #jackmeatsflix
The Exorcist: Believer (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Exorcist: Believer (2023)
We get another by-the-book horror sequel with a few nostalgic sparks, but mostly a hollow echo of past terror. #jackmeatsflix
Serial Rabbit One (2025)
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Serial Rabbit One (2025)
This isn’t a film, it’s a 20-year-old prank that someone accidentally hit “Upload” on to see who would fall for it, ME. #jackmeatsflix
Livestream (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Livestream (2025)
This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Vibrator (2020)
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Amityville Vibrator (2020)
This porno disguised as horror movie made me laugh, sometimes on purpose, even though it's a barely coherent amateur adult flick. #jackmeatsflix
It Feeds (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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It Feeds (2025)
It Feeds delivers creepy visuals and solid scares, but its familiar story and slow pacing make it a decent but forgettable horror watch. #jackmeatsflix
Popeye the Slayer Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Popeye the Slayer Man (2025)
After the last few good movies, this flick serves up discount guts and life advice from morons proving some urban legends should stay abandoned. #jackmeatsflix
Ash (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Ash (2025)
Ash is space horror-lite: visually interesting at times, occasionally creepy, and mostly content to orbit around better films. #jackmeatsflix
Detention (2012) #jackmeatsflix
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Detention (2011)
If you're into fast-paced, genre-bending films that don’t take themselves too seriously, go in blind like I did and just enjoy the ride. #jackmeatsflix
Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)
If you’re into twisted fairy tales with actual effort behind them, this is one nightmare worth visiting. #jackmeatsflix
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