Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Woman in the Yard (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Woman in the Yard (2025)
This psychological horror flick is more likely to be appreciated for what it's trying to say rather than how it says it. #jackmeatsflix
Distort (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Distort (2025)
This found-footage scare attempt was really barking up the wrong tree of horror entertainment. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Clownhouse (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Amityville Clownhouse (2017)
If you are also a glutton for franchise punishment, this #turkey is about as bad as it gets. #jackmeatsflix
Mouse Of Horrors (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Mouse of Horrors (2025)
Sorry about those last couple of reviews of things worth watching, now back to the public domain horror nonsense. #jackmeatsflix
The Rule of Jenny Pen (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Rule of Jenny Pen (2025)
This flick delivers a more unsettling psychological horror experience than traditional horror and is carried by its strong performances. #jackmeatsflix
The Monkey (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Monkey (2025)
Stephen King brings us an entertaining horror/comedy with a toy monkey that is just taunting us with "Who dies next?" #jackmeatsflix
The Forest Clown (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Forest Clown (2025)
A clowny campfire tale if you're a fan of horror movie clichés and don’t mind a little self-aware chaos. #jackmeatsflix
Y2K (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Y2K (2024)
A fun throwback with some great moments, but ultimately too scattered to be memorable. #jackmeatsflix
Forest of Death (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Forest of Death (2023)
If you are gonna watch this flick, get ready for a weekend getaway all the way to the land of bad decisions! #jackmeatsflix
Womb (2025)
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Womb (2025)
My quick rating – 3.7/10. My quick rating – 3.7/10. This movie starts with a gruesome bang, claiming to be based on true events of fetal abduction. While there have
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