Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to.
I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
If you want to experience true horror, try explaining this movie’s logic to someone who hasn’t seen it. It’ll haunt you longer than the film itself. #jackmeatsflix
A rushed but entertaining scifi horror flick with strong practical effects and a bleak atmosphere, just don’t expect a fully fleshed-out story. #jackmeatsflix
This horror flick successfully blends supernatural horror with real-world anxieties to deliver a worthwhile watch for fans of modern creature features. #jackmeatsflix
This Cronenberg Best Picture nominee most likely won't win BUT I do believe Demi Moore takes home her Oscar in one of my favorites of the year. #jackmeatsflix
My tagline exists for movies like Crispy—I sat through this 76-minute disaster so you don’t have to. I better stop writing now before I just get mean. #jackmeatsflix