Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Street Trash (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Street Trash (2024)
Fans of the 1987 cult classic beware, while this remake does bring us an oozing splatterfest, it misses the FUN aspect. #jackmeatsflix
Toys of Terror (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Toys of Terror (2020)
With this lump of coal, you get bad acting, a threadbare story, and hit-or-miss effects that won't even satisfy as a guilty pleasure. #jackmeatsflix
The Luring (2018) #jackmeatsflix
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The Luring (2018)
I am catching up on "pending" reviews for the transition OFF WIX, so you may get a few extra reviews including this bland horror flick. #jackmeatsflix
Santastein (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Santastein (2023)
Amateurish filmmaking and lack of cohesive vision ensure this movie will remain in the bargain bin of holiday horror. #jackmeatsflix
Satan Hates You (2009) #jackmeatsflix
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Satan Hates You (2009)
Time to continue cleaning up the old reviews and this indie religious horror flick has its moments but few and far between. #jackmeatsflix
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
If you are still interested in the absurdity of a slasher Winnie the Pooh flick, this sequel is actually a step up from the first offering. #jackmeatsflix
Nightmare on 34 Street (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Nightmare on 34 Street (2023)
An over two-hour-long Christmas horror anthology may sound great but the final product is not what I was hoping to find in my stocking. #jackmeatsflix
A Creature was Stirring (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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A Creature was Stirring (2023)
Time to get into full swing on the Xmas horror flix although not as gung-ho as I am in #Shocktober. Not only holidays but my new site is coming. #jackmeatsflix
Devil's Knight (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Devil’s Knight (2024)
I always look forward to what the Mahal Empire has next and fans of their signature style will find enough to enjoy in this medieval monster mash. #jackmeatsflix
Thankskilling (2009) #jackmeatsflix
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Thankskilling (2009)
I recently reviewed a very good "Thanksgiving" horror by that name so I revisited this silly holiday flick to potentially put a smile on your face. #jackmeatsflix #thankskilling
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