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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) #jackmeatsflix 29 Dec 2025
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Bambi: The Reckoning (2025)
A mutant, grief-stricken deer hunts an entire family with unexpected laughs and just enough insanity to stay weirdly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 28 Dec 2025
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
This 104 minute trailer for part 3 has more robots & more noise, but when Fazfest happens, common sense leaves town. #jackmeatsflix
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Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) 23 Dec 2025
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Dead Snow 2 (2014)
Dead Snow 2 truly is The Sequel You Did Nazi Coming, embracing excess and stupidity in the most entertaining way possible. #jackmeatsflix
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Dead Snow (2009) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2025
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Dead Snow (2009)
Dead Snow proves Christmas movies don’t need joy when they have zombie Nazis and enough gore to melt the ice. #jackmeatsflix
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) #jackmeatsflix 20 Dec 2025
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Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
A robotic slasher Santa sounds like a great holiday flick but this one unfortunately doesn't live up to that hype. #jackmeatsflix
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Keeper (2025) #jackmeatsflix 16 Dec 2025
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Keeper (2025)
A beautifully shot slow-burn horror that whispers threats all movie long, then politely declines to follow through. #jackmeatsflix
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The Carpenter's Son (2025) 14 Dec 2025
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The Carpenter’s Son (2025)
Ambitious and moody, but largely boring, this biblical-inspired flick provokes discussion far more than it provokes fear. #jackmeatsflix
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Sweet Meats (2024) 13 Dec 2025
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Sweet Meats (2024)
Sweet Meats proves that when Troma goes country, the secret ingredient is still amusing and unsettling. #jackmeatsflix
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Blood Rush (2025) 10 Dec 2025
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Blood Rush (2025)
Blood Rush proves 64 minutes can still feel like punishment. No blood, no boobs, and no talent - nice trifecta. #jackmeatsflix
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Wormtown (2025) #jackmeatsflix 05 Dec 2025
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Wormtown (2025)
Ashland’s residents are basically Airbnb hosts for flesh-eating worms, and three women are done paying rent in this gory parasite party. #jackmeatsflix
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