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The monster looks like Jabba the Hutt's sleep paralysis demon, which became one of my favorite parts. #jackmeatsflix

I went into Mārama completely blind and discovered that accepting mysterious letters to creepy mansions remains a terrible decision. #jackmeatsflix

2 years ago today, we lost Donald Sutherland. In typical form, he commands the screen in this chilling and thought-provoking film. #jackmeatsflix

Brilliant concept about memory and identity, until you realize the movie isn’t entirely sure how its tech works either. #jackmeatsflix

Predictable? Absolutely. But sometimes watching idiots wander into disaster is all the entertainment you need. #jackmeatsflix

Boredom and stupidity spent 75 minutes battling for screen time, and somehow neither one lost. #jackmeatsflix

I watched a nun perform an exorcism on a speeding train and honestly had fewer questions than you would think. #jackmeatsflix

A surprisingly funny vampire movie that reminds us some matches really are too good to be true. #jackmeatsflix

My new glasses worked perfectly because I could clearly see the twist coming from about fifteen minutes in. #jackmeatsflix

Hokum kept me interested with its mystery and scares, even if some answers seem to have vanished into the basement. #jackmeatsflix

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