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Mamochka (2026) #jackmeatsflix 27 Mar 2026
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Mamochka (2026)
Mamochka is what happens when your dead mom leaves you a Nazi doll & your husband immediately speedruns a mental breakdown. #jackmeatsflix
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Send Help (2026) #jackmeatsflix 26 Mar 2026
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Send Help (2026)
Sam Raimi returns to horror-comedy form with a bloody corporate meltdown on a beach. Need I say more? #jackmeatsflix
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The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026) #jackmeatsflix 21 Mar 2026
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The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026)
All that buildup just to deliver a whole lot of nothing. Honestly impressive how boring a slasher can feel. #jackmeatsflix
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All Jacked Up and Full of Worms (2022) #jackmeatsflix 19 Mar 2026
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All Jacked Up And Full Of Worms (2022)
I doubt anything I say could sway you any more than this movie title does on its own #jackmeatsflix
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This Is Not a Test (2026) #jackmeatsflix 18 Mar 2026
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This Is Not a Test (2026)
This Is Not a Test proves you don’t need zombies to lose brain cells - just watch & listen to these classmates for 103 minutes. #jackmeatsflix
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Bodycam (2026) #jackmeatsflix 16 Mar 2026
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Bodycam (2026)
Bodycam starts with a pretty intense setup…then slowly drives straight off a cliff once the goofy meme monster shows up. #jackmeatsflix
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Suitable Flesh (2023) #jackmeatsflix 15 Mar 2026
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Suitable Flesh (2023)
A stylish blend of psychological thrills and Lovecraftian horror played out on an 80s/90s stylistic stage. #jackmeatsflix
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Cold Storage (2026) #jackmeatsflix 14 Mar 2026
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Cold Storage (2026)
When a space fungus escapes containment, 2 employees & Liam Neeson face the worst night shift imaginable in this slimy horror comedy. #jackmeatsflix
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Whistle (2026) 12 Mar 2026
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Whistle (2026)
Teens discover a cursed death whistle and immediately blow it, which becomes the horror version of dealing with our population problem. #jackmeatsflix
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NFT: Cursed Images (2026) #jackmeatsflix 11 Mar 2026
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NFT: Cursed Images (2026)
NFT gives the crypto craze a horror twist, and I'll admit watching digital monsters hunt greedy collectors is oddly entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
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