horror | Jackmeats Flix

This movie screams, “We had fun making it!” It would've been nice if those of us who watched it had fun as well. #jackmeatsflix

The story drags early, but once people start eating tar-like, slimy worms, you at least get some goofy indie horror energy. #jackmeatsflix

We've seen this movie before, with a better story & better effects, but never has shapeshifting horror been such a family affair. #jackmeatsflix

Return to Silent Hill feels like wandering through a nightmare that never quite explains why you’re there in the first place. #jackmeatsflix

Less zombie nightmare, more human insanity, and somehow that makes it even more disturbing. #jackmeatsflix

Blood Barn is basically Evil Dead in a farmhouse (with barn), but with rope demons and acting that never found rehearsal. #jackmeatsflix

You almost have to admire the naked cast's confidence, because everything else, especially the effects, is impressively terrible. #jackmeatsflix

Bravely confronting your past is commendable. Doing it by camping at the cursed cabin? Not my first choice. #jackmeatsflix

For something called The Haunted Forest, the coming-of-age angle completely overshadows whatever horror this wanted to be. #jackmeatsflix

Turns out “family pet chimp” plus “unsupervised teen party” equals total chaos, gore, and way more fun than expected. #jackmeatsflix

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