Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Bury the Devil (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Bury the Devil (2026)
A hospice nurse realizes dementia might not be the only thing wrong with her patient, and suddenly work gets VERY complicated. #jackmeatsflix
Cruel Hands (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Cruel Hands (2025)
Cruel Hands takes forever to get moving, but underneath the slow burn is a surprisingly brutal and realistic family drama. #jackmeatsflix
Talk to Me (2023)
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Talk to Me (2023)
A bunch of idiots find a creepy, embalmed hand that lets them talk to ghosts, and naturally, they turn it into a party game. #jackmeatsflix
Yellow Eyes (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Yellow Eyes (2026)
I would've left that house before the title card finished, but I guess common sense wasn't included with the inheritance. #jackmeatsflix
Wrong Side of Dead (2026)
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Wrong Side of Dead (2026)
Wrong Side of Dead wasn't terrible, but it tried so hard to force a twist, I just stopped caring. #jackmeatsflix
Colony (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Colony (2026)
Colony isn't the next Train to Busan, but its bizarre zombies bring a hive mind with a body count. #jackmeatsflix
Lockbox (2026)
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Lockbox (2026)
Lockbox isn't reinventing horror, but Carla Gugino and Katharine Isabelle are so damn reliable they make vague demon nonsense more watchable. #jackmeatsflix
Feed (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Feed (2026)
Feed is a decent little indie vampire flick, assuming you can tolerate influencers making stupid decisions while being hunted. #jackmeatsflix
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
With Mutiny coming this weekend, I revisited Meg 2. Great visuals but so hokey I wondered if this was Fast & Furious: Fish Tank Edition. #jackmeatsflix
Her Private Hell (2026)
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Her Private Hell (2026)
Her Private Hell looks great, but after an hour, I was begging the neon nightmare to actually give me a story. #jackmeatsflix
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