Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Grizzly Night (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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Grizzly Night (2026)
Not a crazy killer-bear splatterfest, more a realistic survival drama where the wilderness wins and common sense shows up late. #jackmeatsflix
The Morrigan (2026)
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The Morrigan (2026)
Great Irish folklore setup and mood, then the effects team released a PS2-era snake and lazy logic took over. #jackmeatsflix
The Vindicator (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Vindicator (2025)
A serial killer hosts the world’s worst livestream, forcing podcasters into cringe confessions with logic gaps big enough to escape through. #jackmeatsflix
The Watchers (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Watchers (2024)
Giving extra meaning to the whole "everyone is watching" environment. I doubt that was a social mistake in this horror thriller. #jackmeatsflix
The Plague (2025)
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The Plague (2025)
A solid, uncomfortable coming-of-age drama about bullying. Just don’t expect full horror, expect emotional chlorine burn instead. #jackmeatsflix
We Bury the Dead (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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We Bury the Dead (2026)
Not really a horror film, more a quiet zombie-adjacent road trip driven by grief and crunchy jaw noises. #jackmeatsflix
Train Dreams (2025)
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Train Dreams (2025)
Strong performances and gorgeous scenery carry this one, though the romance felt rushed and just not Best Picture-level impact in the end. #jackmeatsflix
The Rip (2026) #jackmeatsflix
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The Rip (2026)
The Rip is a gritty Miami cop thriller carried by Damon and Affleck, with solid twists for your Netflix and chill night. #jackmeatsflix
M3GAN 2.0 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
A step down from the first, but M3GAN 2.0 remains a fun, ridiculous warning about AI we’re probably already too late to stop. #jackmeatsflix
Anaconda (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Anaconda (2025)
It’s a silly, self-aware Anaconda reboot that isn’t as funny as it should be, but the cast makes it an enjoyable watch. #jackmeatsflix
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