Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, and STS disasters so you don’t have to. A movie a day, every day. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Super Troopers 3 (2026) #jackmeatsflix 24 Sep 2026
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Super Troopers 3 (2026)
The Super Troopers are back, and apparently Farva getting engaged was the excuse everyone needed to make another ridiculous movie. #jackmeatsflix
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Goody Goody (2026) #jackmeatsflix 23 Sep 2026
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Goody Goody (2026)
If you're planning a home birth, maybe don't watch Goody Goody beforehand unless you really enjoy giving yourself completely unnecessary anxiety. #jackmeatsflix
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Scorched Earth (2022) #jackmeatsflix 22 Sep 2026
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Scorched Earth (2022)
This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix
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Exit 8 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 21 Sep 2026
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Exit 8 (2025)
Exit 8 takes a simple game about spotting weird shit in a hallway and somehow turns it into surprisingly creepy entertainment. #jackmeatsflix
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AIMEE. The Visitor (2023) #jackmeatsflix 20 Sep 2026
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Aimee: The Visitor (2023)
Aimee: The Visitor had a pretty cool killer-AI setup, then apparently ran out of ideas right when things were getting interesting. #jackmeatsflix
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The End of Oak Street (2026) #jackmeatsflix 19 Sep 2026
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The End of Oak Street (2026)
The End of Oak Street feels like The Twilight Zone got turned into an '80s adventure movie, and then somebody yelled, more dinosaurs. #jackmeatsflix
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The Weed Eaters (2026) #jackmeatsflix 18 Sep 2026
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The Weed Eaters (2026)
A bunch of stoners accidentally murder someone, then decide the obvious solution is to keep smokin' and eat him. Makes perfect sense.#jackmeatsflix
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Ed Gein #jackmeatsflix 17 Sep 2026
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Monster: The Ed Gein Story (2025)
Dahmer, the Menendez brothers, Ed Gein…and now Lizzie Borden today. Seems Netflix is basically building a serial-killer Avengers. #jackmeatstv
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Lion Fist (2026) #jackmeatsflix 16 Sep 2026
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Lion Fist (2026)
Lion Fist basically threw every martial arts movie cliché into a blender, added glam rock, and forgot to make the movie good. #jackmeatsflix
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God of This Age (2026) #jackmeatsflix 15 Sep 2026
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God of This Age (2026)
God of This Age is Black Mirror, written by a youth pastor who thinks phones are tools of Satan. Minus ANYTHING entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
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