Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Never Blink (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Never Blink (2025)
Never Blink is a slick-looking, completely illogical flick with a cool concept that is paced slow, needs editing, and a new cast. #jackmeatsflix
Bring Her Back (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her Back (2025)
The Philippou brothers have crafted a horror movie you ought to watch blind. It’s disturbing, gripping, and at times shockingly grotesque with a purpose. #jackmeatsflix
The Ritual (2025)
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The Ritual (2025)
The Ritual is exactly what you’d expect a “true exorcism story” to look like, for better AND for worse. #jackmeatsflix
Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
Imaginary (2024)
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Imaginary (2024)
If you’re brave enough to face predictable scares, flat exposition, and a bear that’s somehow both cute and aggressively underwhelming, hit play #jackmeatsflix
Huesera: The Bone Woman (2023)
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Huesera: The Bone Woman (2023)
My watchlist is littered with foreign flix such as this moody meditation on motherhood and identity, dressed up with occasional skeletal cracking. #jackmeatsflix
The Shrouds (2025)
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The Shrouds (2025)
Possibly Cronenberg’s final film is a fittingly morbid yet thoughtful meditation on death, technology, and the strange ways we attempt to keep loss at bay. #jackmeatsflix
Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)
Death’s still got a flair for the dramatic and a bloodlust for architecture. If you are like me, that is a good thing. #jackmeatsflix
Cuckoo (2024)
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Cuckoo (2024)
Cuckoo is an odd, artistic trip that is more about the atmosphere and the creepy sense that something is very wrong in this isolated place. #jackmeatsflix
Marshmallow (2025)
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Marshmallow (2025)
Smarter than it looks and more ambitious than you’d expect. Don’t go in expecting pure slasher carnage. Let it surprise you. #jackmeatsflix
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