Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

Hellraiser (2022)

Hellraiser (2022) #jackmeatsflix

Hellraiser (2022)

Has some good and some bad components but makes for a decent #Shocktober watch. Are you a fan? You may be disappointed. #jackmeatsflix

Legion (2010)

Legion (2010)

When God loses faith in humanity, angels attack a desert diner in this flawed yet entertaining mashup of action, horror, and apocalypse. #jackmeatsflix

It's Coming (2023) #jackmeatsflix

It’s Coming (2023)

Shannon Alexander’s It’s Coming avoids Hollywood gloss, capturing Ashley Roland’s chilling experiences in a straightforward, quietly unnerving documentary style. #jackmeatsflix

Spiral Drive (2020) #jackmeatsflix

Spiral Drive (2020)

Appalachian aliens force two wannabe filmmakers to keep rolling. Found footage clichés aside, Spiral Drive goes places you don’t expect. #jackmeatsflix

Die'ced: Reloaded (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Die’ced: Reloaded (2025)

Die’ced: Reloaded rehashes the original with extra gore and a longer ending, feeling more like recycled footage than a proper sequel. #jackmeatsflix

Weapons (2025)

Weapons (2025)

Weapons pulls you in from its chilling opening, layering mystery, tension, and disturbing imagery into one of 2025’s best. #jackmeatsflix

Mouseboat Massacre (2025) #jackmeatsflix

Mouseboat Massacre (2025)

From an oxy-fueled intervention to spine-whacking mayhem, this flick is proof Disney didn’t fund or approve this message. #jackmeatsflix

Ick (2025)

Ick (2024)

A stylish, funny, goo-filled body-snatcher flick with great monsters, awkward family drama, and just enough Creed to make you squirm. #jackmeatsflix

Smile 2 (2024)

Smile 2 (2024)

Pop stardom meets creepy grins in Smile 2, upping the gore with Naomi Scott shining despite another contrived ending. #jackmeatsflix

Smile (2022)

Smile (2022)

If trauma could smirk, it would look like Smile, proving sometimes the scariest thing is someone insisting they’re “fine". #jackmeatsflix

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