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The Exorcism of Saint Patrick (2024) #jackmeatsflix 23 Mar 2025
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The Exorcism of Saint Patrick (2024)
Part 1 in the Fresh Hell trilogy where the connection is the location and throwing in ideas like confetti. First up - Religious trauma. #jackmeatsflix
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American Terror Tales 3 (2024) #jackmeatsflix 22 Mar 2025
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American Terror Tales 3 (2024)
If you’ve got an insatiable curiosity for how bad a horror anthology can get, click that Amazon link. You've been warned. #jackmeatsflix
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) #jackmeatstv 21 Mar 2025
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HULU and Sarah Michelle Gellar are bringing back Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Gellar isn't just lending her influence to the revival in front of the camera; she's also set to executive produce the new series. #jackmeatstv
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024) 20 Mar 2025
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Goldilocks And The Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)
A certain Marsupial saved this from being the worst this year but if you want more cinematic absurdity, I give you Goldilocks. #jackmeatsflix
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Borderline (2025) #jackmeatsflix 19 Mar 2025
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Borderline (2025)
If you like your horror with a side of humor this flick is a love story that just won’t take no for an answer. #jackmeatsflix
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Fierce Killer Marsupial (2024) #jackmeatsflix 16 Mar 2025
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Fierce Killer Marsupial (2024)
If you’re looking for an actual killer koala movie, just grab a stuffed animal & shake it in front of your face while talking to yourself. It’ll be far more
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The Dead Next Door (1989) #jackmeatsflix 15 Mar 2025
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The Dead Next Door (1989)
If you want ridiculous gore, over-the-top fun, and a movie that loves zombies as much as you do, grab a beer and pop this flick on. #jackmeatsflix
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Mister Creep (2022) #jackmeatsflix 13 Mar 2025
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Mister Creep (2022)
If you want to experience true horror, try explaining this movie’s logic to someone who hasn’t seen it. It’ll haunt you longer than the film itself. #jackmeatsflix
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Replicator (2024) #jackmeatsflix 12 Mar 2025
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Replicator (2024)
A rushed but entertaining scifi horror flick with strong practical effects and a bleak atmosphere, just don’t expect a fully fleshed-out story. #jackmeatsflix
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The Bayou (2025) #jackmeatsflix 11 Mar 2025
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The Bayou (2025)
This snappy but toothless creature feature has some well-placed limb removals just don't expect it to have much bite. #jackmeatsflix
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