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Postpartum horror meets haunted farmhouse, occasionally interrupted by scenes that feel like they wandered in from another movie. #jackmeatsflix

IF you want to be a throwback to terrible 90's SOV slasher movies, you don't have to nail the TERRIBLE part so well. #jackmeatsflix

Equal parts tragic romance and stylish horror, Besson’s Dracula is a feast for the eyes, anchored by solid performances. #jackmeatsflix

Ridiculous, self-aware sexploitation comedy pretending to be horror. Unfortunately, the killer robots forgot the killing part. #jackmeatsflix

Feels like a lost VHS slasher with a killer in an outfit you could DIY and a conspiracy far messier than needed. #jackmeatsflix

Self-Help feels like it’s constantly about to go off the rails, then politely decides not to. #jackmeatsflix

Horror royalty assembles for a paycheck parade through a bland, soap-opera demon flick that confuses gore for substance. #jackmeatsflix

The monster under the bed is real, it’s adorable, and somehow the assassins are the least scary thing in this charming flick. #jackmeatsflix

A Saw-lite online nightmare where likes mean survival, proving once again that social media was a mistake. #jackmeatsflix

A slow-burn sci-fi thriller where uncertainty fuels dread as a traumatized man questions whether he was abducted or just broken. #jackmeatsflix

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