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The Drowned (2023)

Decent production values can’t save this plodding siren-myth thriller with more noise blasts than story. #jackmeatsflix

Buried Alive (2025)

Trapped in a bunker with mutants, Officer Briggs faces cheesy effects & frantic action. I can already hear Svengoolie warming up. #jackmeatsflix

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7 Days to Hell (2025)

Hell’s full of beautiful women, but the real horror is JJ’s acting and fashion sense in this B-budget flick. #jackmeatsflix

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Dream Eater (2025)

Some eerie moments and a strong lead, but Dream Eater gets stuck in a cycle of sleepwalk, panic, forget, repeat. #jackmeatsflix

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The Elixir (2025)

A messy but entertaining Indonesian zombie flick where an anti-aging serum turns deadly, and I enjoyed the solid gore effects. #jackmeatsflix

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Afflicted (2013)

Smart, intense, and surprisingly polished, Afflicted turns its travel-vlog setup into one of the better modern found-footage horror stories. #jackmeatsflix

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Queens of the Dead (2025)

Tina Romero’s queer-centered zombie film is playful and chaotic, appealing to campy film lovers but not to hardcore zombie enthusiasts.#jackmeatsflix

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Guess Who (2024)

I had a harder time guessing what the makers of this flick were trying to accomplish as opposed to who the killer was. #jackmeatsflix

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Frankenstein (2025)

A darkly beautiful, emotionally devastating take on a timeless monster brought to life by the visionary Guillermo del Toro. #jackmeatsflix

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The Boxer’s Omen (1983)

Kickboxing meets voodoo in this cinematic buffet of black magic that defies logic, reason, and all health codes. #jackmeatsflix

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The Drowned (2023)

The Drowned (2023)

Buried Alive (2025)

7 Days to Hell (2025)

Dream Eater (2025)

The Elixir (2025)

Afflicted (2013)

Queens of the Dead (2025)

Guess Who (2024)

Frankenstein (2025)

The Boxer’s Omen (1983)

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