American Cryptids (2025)

American Cryptids looks great with decent practical effects, but its messy script and flat storytelling turn promising horror into pure boredom. #jackmeatsflix

Paranormal activity? More like paranormal stupidity. Shaky cam, loud mouths, and zero reason to haunt your watchlist. #jackmeatsflix

Leprechaun: The Beginning isn’t the beginning of anything. It is so bad that even Lucky Charms filed a restraining order. #jackmeatsflix

The creepiest part of Conjuring Tapes isn’t the demon or the cult, it’s realizing the movie has the exact ending that you predicted. #jackmeatsflix

Bait is a B-budget basement creature feature that’s about as scary as a damp sponge. #jackmeatsflix

A bleak, stage-like take on the Sweeney Todd tale that makes the most of its budget, but adds little new to the legend. #jackmeatsflix

If you’re streaming this at home, don’t get too comfortable since you’ll be asleep long before anyone so much as flashes a wooden stake. #jackmeatsflix

A darkly comic reimagining of Cinderella told from the ugly stepsister’s view, blending body horror and twisted fairy-tale charm. #jackmeatsflix

A missed right turn at Albuquerque takes a cast you hope gets eaten into a non-threatening jungle and chased by cannibals. #jackmeatsflix

I'd suggest going in blind for this romantic body horror with strong performances from real-life couple Franco and Brie, blending humor with transformation. #jackmeatsflix