Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Winter Witch (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Winter Witch (2023)
I hate to call this #turkey a #Shocktober flick when the only thing scary about the movie is the fact it was ever made. #jackmeatsflix
Lore (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Lore (2024)
Here is another #Shocktober anthology flick narrated by Richard Blake following 4 thrill-seekers coaxed into telling scary stories. #jackmeatsflix
Mr. Crocket (2024) #jackmeats
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Mr. Crocket (2024)
A throwback to the mid-90s #Shocktober flick where Mr. Rogers punishes the naughty parents with a smile. #jackmeatsflix
Swamp Woman (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Swamp Woman (2023)
If you’re in it for the camp, nudity, and a wild concept this #Shocktober , you might find a few chuckles here. Everyone else, there’s little reason to watch this
Night of the Missing (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Night of the Missing (2023)
Despite its flaws, it's an entertaining #Shocktober watch, especially for fans of anthology horror. #jackmeatsflix
You're All Gonna Die (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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You’re All Gonna Die (2023)
I honestly don't remember this #Shocktober movie that I watched 10 months ago so I am not going to insult it with a review but I stick with my rating
Strange Darling (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Strange Darling (2024)
If you are looking for a gritty, well-orchestrated horror-thriller that leans more toward psychological intensity than outright scares this #Shocktober, here you go. #jackmeatsflix
The Platform 2 (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Platform 2 (2024)
This sequel let off the gas veering in the wrong direction of #Shocktober greatness but still is a disturbing psychological thriller with horror elements. #jackmeatsflix
The Platform (2019) #jackmeatsflix
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The Platform (2019)
I just watched the sequel the other night and realized I did NOT review the first back in March 2020 so here are the notes I took shortly after watching
Clock (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Clock (2023)
I checked out this slow psychological horror flick when I was in Syndey and it barely slides in for this #Shocktober as the suspense hooked me. #jackmeatsflix
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