Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Bayou (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Bayou (2025)
This snappy but toothless creature feature has some well-placed limb removals just don't expect it to have much bite. #jackmeatsflix
Presence (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Presence (2022)
This horror flick that found its way onto my watchlist may look nice but flounders in ambiguity without enough payoff. #jackmeatsflix
Come Play (2020) #jackmeatsflix
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Come Play (2020)
This horror flick successfully blends supernatural horror with real-world anxieties to deliver a worthwhile watch for fans of modern creature features. #jackmeatsflix
The Substance (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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The Substance (2024)
This Cronenberg Best Picture nominee most likely won't win BUT I do believe Demi Moore takes home her Oscar in one of my favorites of the year. #jackmeatsflix
Canvas (2021) #jackmeatsflix
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Canvas (2021)
This flick is more of a stylish but flawed experiment of an artistic showcase and not a compelling horror story. #jackmeatsflix
Popeye's Revenge (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Popeye’s Revenge (2025)
A forgettable cash-in on the public domain horror trend. While the gore has its moments, the film does nothing with Popeye’s legacy. #jackmeatsflix
The Third Saturday In October (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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The Third Saturday In October (2022)
Testing email submission for posting and here is how this #Shocktober flick came out. Doesn't look as good as my new format IMO. #jackmeatsflix
Crispy (2024) #jackmeatsflix
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Crispy (2024)
My tagline exists for movies like Crispy—I sat through this 76-minute disaster so you don’t have to. I better stop writing now before I just get mean. #jackmeatsflix
The Painted #jackmeatsflix
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The Painted (2024)
In the crowded haunted house category, this one isn't too bad with some decent scares and creative effects. #jackmeatsflix
Wolf Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Wolf Man (2025)
This flick is a haunting experience that is well-made, tense, and refreshingly different. #jackmeatsflix
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