Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Grove (2025)
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The Grove (2025)
If you’ve ever wanted Captain America remade by Temu, The Grove has you covered with a sequel tease no less. #jackmeatsflix
Frenzy Moon (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Frenzy Moon (2025)
Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix
Derelicts (2017) #jackmeatsflix
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Derelicts (2017)
My #Thankskilling tip: if your family dinner feels unbearable, let Derelicts prove it can always get way, way worse. #jackmeatsflix
The Drowned (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Drowned (2023)
Decent production values can’t save this plodding siren-myth thriller with more noise blasts than story. #jackmeatsflix
Buried Alive (2025)
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Buried Alive (2025)
Trapped in a bunker with mutants, Officer Briggs faces cheesy effects & frantic action. I can already hear Svengoolie warming up. #jackmeatsflix
7 Days to Hell (2025)
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7 Days to Hell (2025)
Hell’s full of beautiful women, but the real horror is JJ’s acting and fashion sense in this B-budget flick. #jackmeatsflix
Dream Eater (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Dream Eater (2025)
Some eerie moments and a strong lead, but Dream Eater gets stuck in a cycle of sleepwalk, panic, forget, repeat. #jackmeatsflix
The Elixir (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Elixir (2025)
A messy but entertaining Indonesian zombie flick where an anti-aging serum turns deadly, and I enjoyed the solid gore effects. #jackmeatsflix
Afflicted (2014) #jackmeatsflix
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Afflicted (2013)
Smart, intense, and surprisingly polished, Afflicted turns its travel-vlog setup into one of the better modern found-footage horror stories. #jackmeatsflix
Queens of the Dead (2025)
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Queens of the Dead (2025)
Tina Romero’s queer-centered zombie film is playful and chaotic, appealing to campy film lovers but not to hardcore zombie enthusiasts.#jackmeatsflix
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