Salem’s Lot (2024)

After years of anticipation, I ended up with a watchable update for #Shocktober that just doesn't do enough things right to be memorable. #jackmeatsflix

If you're a fan of surreal narratives with noir influences and don’t mind something a bit offbeat, it’s worth a watch this #Shocktober if you're a fan of David Lynch.

What a fun concept, a vampire live streaming his feedings in all their bloody glory but this flick completely wastes that potential. #jackmeatsflix

The latest #Shocktober entry in the Alien franchise is technically impressive in every way, from its beautiful cinematography to its tight pacing. #jackmeatsflix

I know what you are thinking and this #Shocktober #turkey won't even drag a giggle out of you in relation to the SUPERB flick it parodies. #jackmeatsflix

This #Shocktober flick has some effective horror and character drama but a stronger resolution could have made this a more memorable film. #jackmeatsflix

I hate to call this #turkey a #Shocktober flick when the only thing scary about the movie is the fact it was ever made. #jackmeatsflix

Here is another #Shocktober anthology flick narrated by Richard Blake following 4 thrill-seekers coaxed into telling scary stories. #jackmeatsflix

A throwback to the mid-90s #Shocktober flick where Mr. Rogers punishes the naughty parents with a smile. #jackmeatsflix

If you’re in it for the camp, nudity, and a wild concept this #Shocktober , you might find a few chuckles here. Everyone else, there’s little reason to watch this