November, 2025 | Jackmeats Flix

Come for the werewolves, stay for the unintentional laughs. Frenzy Moon is a #turkey best left off your cinematic plate. #jackmeatsflix

There’s a good film buried under the noise somewhere, but it stumbles from scene to scene without ever sprouting. #jackmeatsflix

A quirky road-trip comedy with great chemistry between Qualley and Viswanathan if you don't mind some clunky themes. #jackmeatsflix

My #Thankskilling tip: if your family dinner feels unbearable, let Derelicts prove it can always get way, way worse. #jackmeatsflix

Decent production values can’t save this plodding siren-myth thriller with more noise blasts than story. #jackmeatsflix

Stylish but slow mystery where Willem Dafoe shines, while the story drags and the lack of answers makes it frustrating. #jackmeatsflix

Trapped in a bunker with mutants, Officer Briggs faces cheesy effects & frantic action. I can already hear Svengoolie warming up. #jackmeatsflix

A fast, entertaining reboot filled with great stunts and humor, offering plenty for action junkies and fans of the classic show. #jackmeatsflix

Hell’s full of beautiful women, but the real horror is JJ’s acting and fashion sense in this B-budget flick. #jackmeatsflix

A light, goofy PG action flick with Kevin James and Alan Ritchson dodging mercenaries during a “playdate” gone insane. #jackmeatsflix

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