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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024) #jackmeatsflix 28 Jul 2025
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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024)
A painfully slow haunted house flick with zero scares and a lead so dull even the witch-ghost seems over it. #jackmeatsflix
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Jul 2025
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix
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Saint Clare (2025) 26 Jul 2025
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Saint Clare (2025)
Bella Thorne plays a misguided vigilante in this low-stakes thriller where ghostly guidance and clumsy twists fail to deliver real thrills. #jackmeatsflix
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Dangerous Animals (2025) 25 Jul 2025
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Dangerous Animals (2025)
This horror nightmare feels like Wolf Creek met Jaws at a pub and decided to co-parent chaos on the high seas. #jackmeatsflix
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American Trash (2024) #jackmeatsflix 24 Jul 2025
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American Trash (2024)
American Trash is a moody, meditative, and grounded tale that focuses more on emotional consequence than action-packed closure. #jackmeatsflix
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Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024) 23 Jul 2025
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Unspeakable: Beyond The Wall of Sleep (2024)
Unspeakable 2 is not good in any traditional sense but it is oddly entertaining for any fans of dumb horror flix. #jackmeatsflix
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Unspeakable (2000) 22 Jul 2025
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Unspeakable (2000)
Unspeakable is like watching someone pour hot tar over their trauma while deadpanning their way through a snuff film. #jackmeatsflix #troma
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The Unholy Trinity (2025) #jackmeatsflix 21 Jul 2025
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The Unholy Trinity (2025)
Star-studded western with scenic charm but a tired, predictable plot—The Unholy Trinity is watchable, yet forgettable, and rarely strikes gold.
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Grafted (2024) 20 Jul 2025
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Grafted (2024)
A promising body horror with creepy effects, Grafted fumbles its potential with logic gaps and a tame climax. #jackmeatsflix
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Karate Kid: Legends (2025) 19 Jul 2025
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Karate Kid: Legends (2025)
It’s fun, it’s watchable, it scratches that nostalgic itch with enough nods to keep fans smiling, but it doesn't move the franchise forward. #jackmeatsflix
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