Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Never Blink (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Never Blink (2025)
Never Blink is a slick-looking, completely illogical flick with a cool concept that is paced slow, needs editing, and a new cast. #jackmeatsflix
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Fun dino action with stunning visuals, but the magic’s long extinct. JW Rebirth delivers expected thrills without recapturing that original awe. #jackmeatsflix
Ironheart (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Ironheart: Season 1 (2025)
So bad I was begging for the villain to melt her suit, her ego, and maybe the script of MCU's most forgettable series. #jackmeatstv
Bring Her Back (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bring Her Back (2025)
The Philippou brothers have crafted a horror movie you ought to watch blind. It’s disturbing, gripping, and at times shockingly grotesque with a purpose. #jackmeatsflix
A Desert (2025)
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A Desert (2025)
This psychological thriller wanders aimlessly at times but it does remind us that ordinary people can harbor grotesque secrets. #jackmeatsflix
Thunderbolts* (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Thunderbolts* (2025)
Thunderbolts* is a heartfelt MCU shake-up, more about flawed heroes battling inner demons than saving the world, with stellar cast chemistry and story-driven spectacle. #jackmeatsflix
The Ritual (2025)
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The Ritual (2025)
The Ritual is exactly what you’d expect a “true exorcism story” to look like, for better AND for worse. #jackmeatsflix
Open (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Open (2025)
To put this poor student horror film in a way the makers will understand, I give this one a "D" #jackmeatsflix
Imaginary (2024)
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Imaginary (2024)
If you’re brave enough to face predictable scares, flat exposition, and a bear that’s somehow both cute and aggressively underwhelming, hit play #jackmeatsflix
Huesera: The Bone Woman (2023)
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Huesera: The Bone Woman (2023)
My watchlist is littered with foreign flix such as this moody meditation on motherhood and identity, dressed up with occasional skeletal cracking. #jackmeatsflix
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