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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Uncontained (2025) #jackmeatsflix 18 Jun 2025
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Uncontained (2025)
This has the bones of a decent low-budget survival tale, but it doesn’t deliver the urgency or thematic depth needed to elevate it beyond that. #jackmeatsflix
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Clown Motel 2 (2022) 17 Jun 2025
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Clown Motel 2 (2022)
Bring popcorn, lower your expectations, and remember - in the Clown Realm, no one can hear you honk. #jackmeatsflix
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Money Plane (2020) 16 Jun 2025
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Money Plane (2020)
Not the worst way to waste an hour and change if you're in the mood for brainless action and B-movie antics. #jackmeatsflix
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Clown in a Cornfield (2025) #jackmeatsflix 14 Jun 2025
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Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
This flick won't redefine the slasher genre but it is a fun trip with Friendo in style and blood-soaked charm. #jackmeatsflix
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The Parenting (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Jun 2025
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The Parenting (2025)
Don't let that title fool you, this is 94 breezy minutes of paranormal mishaps, overbearing parents, and ridiculous horror rituals. #jackmeatsflix
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The Accountant² (2025) 12 Jun 2025
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The Accountant² (2025)
This stylized action flick has some strong performances and enjoyable scenes but is a bit messier than the first. #jackmeatsflix
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A Minecraft Movie (2025) #jackmeatsflix 10 Jun 2025
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
This Minecraft flick is barely built to code but still got a chuckle out of me and should delight game fans. #jackmeatsflix
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Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) #jackmeatsflix 09 Jun 2025
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Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
Prom Queen plays it safe. It’s just not mean enough, sharp enough, or clever enough to leave a lasting impression. #jackmeatsflix
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Fountain of Youth (2025) 08 Jun 2025
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Fountain of Youth (2025)
If you're into ancient secrets and sand-covered mysteries, this flick is worth a look. Just don’t expect it to rewrite the map. #jackmeatsflix
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The Bleeding Dark (2025) 07 Jun 2025
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The Haunting of Michael Barrow (2025)
Unless you’re a masochist for under-explained ghost mom revenge arcs and hammer-based mediocrity, you can pass on this flick. #jackmeatsflix
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