Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Rounding (2022) #jackmeatsflix
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Rounding (2022)
This slow-moving psychological horror explains itself too much and still doesn’t say enough to be any more than a sleep aid. #jackmeatsflix
Shadow Force (2025)
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Shadow Force (2025)
Shadow Force is at war with itself, torn between being a gritty action piece and a heartfelt family drama, yet never excelling at either. #jackmeatsflix
Sinners (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Sinners (2025)
Sinners brings powerful performances, standout music, stunning visuals, and genre-splicing boldness to this "From Dusk Till Dawn in period clothing" horror flick. #jackmeatsflix
Rosario (2025)
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Rosario (2025)
Rosario is a visually impressive but narratively thin horror flick that sacrifices substance for style, carried by Emeraude Toubia in a near-solo performance. #jackmeatsflix
SNL50: The Anniversary Special #jackmeatsflix
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SNL50: The Anniversary Special (2025)
After watching Saturday Night I figured I would revisit this excellent special for the 50 year celebration and give it a review. #jackmeatsflix
Saturday Night (2024)
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Saturday Night (2024)
Director Jason Reitman successfully juggles this film about chaos birthing brilliance that turned sketch comedy into an American institution. #jackmeatsflix
The Surrender (2025)
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The Surrender (2025)
Those willing to embrace the slow, grief-laden pace will get a brooding character study with a supernatural edge and a bit of horror. #jackmeatsflix
Shiver Me Timbers (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Shiver Me Timbers (2025)
Shiver Me Timbers is a baffling, blood-soaked cash grab stitched together with bad CGI, worse logic, and a total disrespect for continuity. #jackmeatsflix
The Iron Claw (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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The Iron Claw (2023)
This flick is undoubtedly must-watch that is beautifully acted about the Von Erich family which has long been synonymous with tragedy. #jackmeatsflix
ApoKalypse (2025)
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ApoKalypse (2025)
ApoKalypse is just like retail work if your coworkers are stoners, your customers are undead, and your shift ends in a blood-soaked food court. #jackmeatsflix
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