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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)
Death’s still got a flair for the dramatic and a bloodlust for architecture. If you are like me, that is a good thing. #jackmeatsflix
Diablo (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Diablo (2025)
This popcorn flick doesn’t rewrite the script but it features tight choreography, intense one-on-one fights, and the chops of two action veterans. #jackmeatsflix
Cuckoo (2024)
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Cuckoo (2024)
Cuckoo is an odd, artistic trip that is more about the atmosphere and the creepy sense that something is very wrong in this isolated place. #jackmeatsflix
The Amateur (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Amateur (2025)
The Amateur isn’t a game-changer, but it’s a well-made, no-frills spy flick that respects its audience. #jackmeatsflix
Marshmallow (2025)
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Marshmallow (2025)
Smarter than it looks and more ambitious than you’d expect. Don’t go in expecting pure slasher carnage. Let it surprise you. #jackmeatsflix
Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)
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Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)
Hulu has delivered a visceral, action-packed Predator experience across various periods of human history in a stylish, animated format. #jackmeatsflix
Uncontained (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Uncontained (2025)
This has the bones of a decent low-budget survival tale, but it doesn’t deliver the urgency or thematic depth needed to elevate it beyond that. #jackmeatsflix
Clown Motel 2 (2022)
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Clown Motel 2 (2022)
Bring popcorn, lower your expectations, and remember - in the Clown Realm, no one can hear you honk. #jackmeatsflix
Money Plane (2020)
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Money Plane (2020)
Not the worst way to waste an hour and change if you're in the mood for brainless action and B-movie antics. #jackmeatsflix
Clown in a Cornfield (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
This flick won't redefine the slasher genre but it is a fun trip with Friendo in style and blood-soaked charm. #jackmeatsflix
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