Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Havoc (2025)
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Havoc (2025)
Bloody, relentless, and morally bankrupt, Havoc is a solid, no-frills action ride with enough brutal set pieces to satisfy fans of the genre. #jackmeatsflix
Death of a Unicorn (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
A good but not great creature-feature satire that is fun, inventive, and unexpectedly heartfelt, with just enough bite to make it stand out. #jackmeatsflix
Armed (2025)
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Armed (2025)
This flick tries to be intense and full of gusto, but ends up being a 90-minute argument interrupted by an abandoned killer toaster. #jackmeatsflix
Drop (2025)
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Drop (2025)
Drop is a wild ride through one of the worst first dates imaginable, delivering just enough suspense and tech-driven terror to justify the trip. #jackmeatsflix
Livestream (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Livestream (2025)
This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix
Locked (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Locked (2025)
Locked doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but it spins with enough tension to make the ride worthwhile if you’re a fan of psychological thrillers. #jackmeatsflix
Amityville Vibrator (2020)
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Amityville Vibrator (2020)
This porno disguised as horror movie made me laugh, sometimes on purpose, even though it's a barely coherent amateur adult flick. #jackmeatsflix
Bullet Train Explosion (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Bullet Train Explosion (2025)
This flick won’t redefine the genre, but it’s a solid foreign action flick with enough spectacle, tension, and heart to be worth the ride. #jackmeatsflix
The Electric State (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Electric State (2025)
This flick is imaginative & well-produced but it coasts more on its production value & cool ideas than on a solid emotional core. #jackmeatsflix
Freaky Tales (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Freaky Tales (2025)
Freaky Tales is a bold, genre-bending blast through 1987 Oakland, mixing street fights, rap battles, and supernatural mayhem into a nostalgic, cult-worthy adventure. #jackmeatsflix
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