Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To
Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to.
I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating.
Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.
Bloody, relentless, and morally bankrupt, Havoc is a solid, no-frills action ride with enough brutal set pieces to satisfy fans of the genre. #jackmeatsflix
A good but not great creature-feature satire that is fun, inventive, and unexpectedly heartfelt, with just enough bite to make it stand out. #jackmeatsflix
Drop is a wild ride through one of the worst first dates imaginable, delivering just enough suspense and tech-driven terror to justify the trip. #jackmeatsflix
This isn’t a movie. It’s a punishment. A 91-minute hostage situation with attention whores screaming over each other like it’s an audition into Hell. #jackmeatsflix
Locked doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but it spins with enough tension to make the ride worthwhile if you’re a fan of psychological thrillers. #jackmeatsflix
This flick won’t redefine the genre, but it’s a solid foreign action flick with enough spectacle, tension, and heart to be worth the ride. #jackmeatsflix
Freaky Tales is a bold, genre-bending blast through 1987 Oakland, mixing street fights, rap battles, and supernatural mayhem into a nostalgic, cult-worthy adventure. #jackmeatsflix