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Goldilocks And The Three Bears: Death & Porridge (2024)

A certain Marsupial saved this from being the worst this year but if you want more cinematic absurdity, I give you Goldilocks. #jackmeatsflix

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Borderline (2025)

If you like your horror with a side of humor this flick is a love story that just won’t take no for an answer. #jackmeatsflix

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Mother Father Sister Brother Frank (2024)

I clicked on this amusing, well-acted film not knowing what to expect and I appreciated the dark humor aside from some irritating style choices. #jackmeatsflix

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Fierce Killer Marsupial (2024)

If you’re looking for an actual killer koala movie, just grab a stuffed animal & shake it in front of your face while talking to yourself. It’ll be far more

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The Dead Next Door (1989)

If you want ridiculous gore, over-the-top fun, and a movie that loves zombies as much as you do, grab a beer and pop this flick on. #jackmeatsflix

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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

IMO, it is the best in the series so far, delivering high-speed action, sharp humor, and a story with real emotional stakes. #jackmeatsflix

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Mister Creep (2022)

If you want to experience true horror, try explaining this movie’s logic to someone who hasn’t seen it. It’ll haunt you longer than the film itself. #jackmeatsflix

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Replicator (2024)

A rushed but entertaining scifi horror flick with strong practical effects and a bleak atmosphere, just don’t expect a fully fleshed-out story. #jackmeatsflix