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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Slipstream (2008) #jackmeatsflix 14 Feb 2025
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Slipstream (2008)
This movie is a fever dream mess that tries too hard to be artsy instead of developing its simple mystery story. #jackmeatsflix
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Wolf Man (2025) #jackmeatsflix 13 Feb 2025
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Wolf Man (2025)
This flick is a haunting experience that is well-made, tense, and refreshingly different. #jackmeatsflix
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The Corruptor (1999) #jackmeatsflix 12 Feb 2025
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The Corruptor (1999)
Here we have a stylish, well-acted crime thriller with some great action set pieces that is worth a revisit every now and then. #jackmeatsflix
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Night of the Dead Sorority Babes (2025) #jackmeatsflix 11 Feb 2025
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Night of the Dead Sorority Babes (2025)
If you love schlocky, boob-centric horror throwbacks, this might be your kind of trash just don't expect much horror. #jackmeatsflix
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Kraven the Hunter (2024) #jackmeatsflix 10 Feb 2025
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Kraven The Hunter (2024)
This flick is a fun diversion for die-hard fans of the character, but it misses the mark as a compelling origin story. #jackmeatsflix
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Nightbitch (2024) #jackmeatsflix 08 Feb 2025
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Nightbitch (2024)
A beautifully acted yet overly abstract film that falls short of horror the label but succeeds as a metaphorical deep dive into the complexities of motherhood. #jackmeatsflix
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Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020) #jackmeatsflix 07 Feb 2025
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Hawk And Rev: Vampire Slayers (2020)
My quick rating – 4.0/10. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Napoleon Dynamite tried to remake Blade with a budget that couldn’t cover a decent pizza party, then
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Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (2025) #jackmeatsflix 06 Feb 2025
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Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera (2025)
A decent follow-up that looks great on screen—just temper your expectations, and you’ll likely have a good time. #jackmeatsflix
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Piglet (2025) #jackmeatsflix 03 Feb 2025
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Piglet (2025)
My quick rating – 2.8/10. Piglet is another flick that attempts to ride the coattails of the recent surge in popularity for twisted fairytale horror flix, but unfortunately, it squeals
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Venom: The Last Dance (2024) #jackmeatsflix 22 Dec 2024
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Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
I was itching to see the finale of this trilogy and for fans of the anti-hero and his wisecracking symbiote, it’s a dance worth watching. #jackmeatsflix
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