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Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Halloween Candy (2025) #jackmeatsflix 29 Oct 2025
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Halloween Candy (2025)
Halloween Candy proves not all treats are sweet, and this #Shocktober flick gives you cavities of the cinematic kind. #jackmeatsflix
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Bone Lake (2025) 28 Oct 2025
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Bone Lake (2025)
Clever marketing tricked me into watching an erotic thriller in a horror costume with some blood and a couple too dumb to leave. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Helloween (2025) #jackmeatsflix 27 Oct 2025
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Helloween (2025)
Helloween takes the clown craze and turns it into a #Shocktober snooze fest. Art the Clown would be embarrassed. #jackmeatsflix
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Coyotes (2025) 26 Oct 2025
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Coyotes (2025)
A slick but brainless #Shocktober siege flick where nature turns deadly and the humans prove dumber than the beasts. #jackmeatsflix
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The Astronaut (2025) #jackmeatsflix 25 Oct 2025
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The Astronaut (2025)
Kate Mara shines in this decent space thriller, weighed down by poor decisions and a crash-landing finale. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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The Benefactress (2025) #jackmeatsflix 25 Oct 2025
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The Benefactress (2025)
Claims to be extreme #Shocktober cinema, instead delivers depravity and softcore suggestion for a different kind of arthouse horror. #jackmeatsflix
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Dariuss (2023) 24 Oct 2025
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Dariuss (2023)
You’ll either admire its audacity or stare in confusion, wondering why the sink won’t stop dripping. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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The Long Walk (2025) #jackmeatsflix 23 Oct 2025
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The Long Walk (2025)
A brutal walk to the death. The Long Walk turns Stephen King’s dystopia into a hauntingly plausible endurance nightmare. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Monster Tapes (2025) 23 Oct 2025
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Monster Tapes (2025)
Two vloggers, one monster, zero logic. Monster Tapes is chaotic horror nonsense that almost escapes full #turkey status. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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Traumatika (2025) 22 Oct 2025
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Traumatika (2025)
Traumatika starts strong with disturbing scares and solid practical effects, but loses steam toward the end. Still, an indie worth watching. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
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