Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Hallow Road (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Hallow Road (2025)
Two parents take the world’s calmest panic drive while their daughter’s stuck in a #Shocktober movie she didn’t mean to star in. #jackmeatsflix
Isleen Pines (2023) #jackmeatsflix
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Isleen Pines (2024)
First #Shocktober straggler is a goofy Halloween bash gone intergalactic because nothing says “festive” like aliens interrupting your pumpkin beer run. #jackmeatsflix
Halloween Ends (2022)
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Halloween Ends (2022)
Halloween Ends turns The Shape into a supporting act in his own finale, ending the #Shocktober trilogy with more sighs than screams. #jackmeatsflix
Halloween Kills (2021)
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Halloween Kills (2021)
This #Shocktober sequel amplifies the carnage while exploring why The Shape kills, and what truly fuels the legend of Haddonfield. #jackmeatsflix
Halloween (2018)
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Halloween (2018)
Halloween (2018) looked ready to slice up #Shocktober, but only proved evil ages better than tension. #jackmeatsflix
Good Boy (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Good Boy (2025)
A loyal dog versus the darkness, Good Boy blends supernatural chills with heartfelt emotion. Indy the dog absolutely steals this #Shocktober show. #jackmeatsflix
Halloween Candy (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Halloween Candy (2025)
Halloween Candy proves not all treats are sweet, and this #Shocktober flick gives you cavities of the cinematic kind. #jackmeatsflix
Bone Lake (2025)
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Bone Lake (2025)
Clever marketing tricked me into watching an erotic thriller in a horror costume with some blood and a couple too dumb to leave. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Helloween (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Helloween (2025)
Helloween takes the clown craze and turns it into a #Shocktober snooze fest. Art the Clown would be embarrassed. #jackmeatsflix
Coyotes (2025)
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Coyotes (2025)
A slick but brainless #Shocktober siege flick where nature turns deadly and the humans prove dumber than the beasts. #jackmeatsflix
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