Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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The Astronaut (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Astronaut (2025)
Kate Mara shines in this decent space thriller, weighed down by poor decisions and a crash-landing finale. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
The Benefactress (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Benefactress (2025)
Claims to be extreme #Shocktober cinema, instead delivers depravity and softcore suggestion for a different kind of arthouse horror. #jackmeatsflix
Dariuss (2023)
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Dariuss (2023)
You’ll either admire its audacity or stare in confusion, wondering why the sink won’t stop dripping. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
The Long Walk (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Long Walk (2025)
A brutal walk to the death. The Long Walk turns Stephen King’s dystopia into a hauntingly plausible endurance nightmare. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Monster Tapes (2025)
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Monster Tapes (2025)
Two vloggers, one monster, zero logic. Monster Tapes is chaotic horror nonsense that almost escapes full #turkey status. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Traumatika (2025)
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Traumatika (2025)
Traumatika starts strong with disturbing scares and solid practical effects, but loses steam toward the end. Still, an indie worth watching. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
The Banished (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Banished (2025)
Atmospheric but painfully slow, The Banished wanders deep into the woods and never quite finds its way back out. #jackmeatsflix #Shocktober
Scurry (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Scurry (2025)
Imagine 100 minutes of dirt, CGI dust, and bickering instead of #Shocktober creature action. That’s Scurry in a nutshell. #jackmeatsflix
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025)
Chapter 2 delivers more mask-wearing mayhem and surprise farm animals for your average #Shocktober horror fun, again. To be continued. #jackmeatsflix
Stay (2025) #jackmeatsflix
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Stay (2025)
#Huluween limps in for this movie. I did Stay and finish, but after that #Shocktober mess, it is more like endured. #jackmeatsflix
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