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The Dogs (2025)

Temper your expectations from "when dogs attack" to "supernatural mystery" and you have a solid 90s made-for-TV movie. #jackmeatsflix

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Osiris (2025)

B-movie alien mayhem with Predator vibes and a fun weapon arsenal. I wasn't wowed but you may get some mildly entertaining sci-fi fluff. #jackmeatsflix

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I Will Never Leave You Alone (2024)

A painfully slow haunted house flick with zero scares and a lead so dull even the witch-ghost seems over it. #jackmeatsflix

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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)

Happy’s back, golf’s gone insane, and ballet school’s expensive, so he fights Shooter in a graveyard and returns to his Happy place. #jackmeatsflix

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Saint Clare (2025)

Bella Thorne plays a misguided vigilante in this low-stakes thriller where ghostly guidance and clumsy twists fail to deliver real thrills. #jackmeatsflix