Jackmeats Flix – I Watch Everything So You Don’t Have To

Jackmeats Flix is where I watch horror, sci-fi, offbeat TV, and STS disaster flicks so you don’t have to. I post fast, brutally honest reviews with ratings, humor, and zero sugarcoating. Enter at your own risk — you never know what you’ll find.

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Grafted (2024)
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Grafted (2024)
A promising body horror with creepy effects, Grafted fumbles its potential with logic gaps and a tame climax. #jackmeatsflix
Karate Kid: Legends (2025)
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Karate Kid: Legends (2025)
It’s fun, it’s watchable, it scratches that nostalgic itch with enough nods to keep fans smiling, but it doesn't move the franchise forward. #jackmeatsflix
Tornado (2025)
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Tornado (2025)
Tornado is worth a look if you're in the mood for something moody and offbeat, but don't expect a storm, more of a gust. #jackmeatsflix
1978 (2025)
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1978 (2025)
Atmospheric horror flick 1978 is a grim descent into institutional evil with some b-budget satanic undertones. #jackmeatsflix
The Surfer (2025)
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The Surfer (2025)
The Surfer is surreal, introspective, a touch hilarious, and technically gorgeous. I had a blast being confused and uncomfortable. #jackmeatsflix
Departing Seniors (2024)
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Departing Seniors (2024)
If you’re a slasher completionist, this sometimes silly slasher provides enough masked killer mayhem to pass the time. #jackmeatsflix
Heads of State (2025)
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Heads of State (2025)
This is some shameless fun you stream on a Friday night with pizza, where world peace is a punchline and nobody’s pretending otherwise. #jackmeatsflix
Scream (1996)
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Scream (1996)
This self-aware slasher flick helped rejuvenate and reinvent the slasher genre and still holds up today as must-see horror. #jackmeatsflix
Invader (2024)
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Invader (2024)
They were shooting for an uncomfortable, stripped-down psychological horror, but nauseating camera work and hollow characters drag this one down. #jackmeatsflix
The Old Guard 2 (2025)
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The Old Guard 2 (2025)
This sequel manages to feel both rushed and stretched thin, and is watchable on the strength of the action and cast alone. #jackmeatsflix
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